Did you hear the one about the three children at the church picnic who were bragging about their parents? (Click for the punch line)
One said. “My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a song and they pay him fifty bucks.” The second child replied, “Oh, yeah? My mom scribbles a few words, calls it a poem and they pay her a hundred bucks.” “That’s nothing,” said the third kid. My dad scribbles a few words, calls it a sermon and it takes four people to collect all the money in the room!”
Did you hear the one about the wife who questioned her husband after going through the picnic food line for the fifth time? (Click for the punch line)
“Aren’t you embarrassed?,” she asked. “Nah,” the husband replied. “I tell them I’m filling up the plate again for you!”
Finally, did you hear the one about the pastor who placed some oranges and cookies on one of the picnic tables? (Click for the punch line)
On the one side of the table, by the oranges, the pastor placed a sign, “Take only one, God is watching!” Little Johnny walks up to the table and starts stuffing his pockets with cookies. His mother exclaimed, “Johnny, what are you doing?” “It’s OK,” says Johnny, “God has his eyes on the oranges!”